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History of the PHs
The Pillow Hat Clan are one of the oldest group of Jedi in the known Galaxy. The name Pillow Hat or
Pillitis Hataus derives from the shape of the hats which the members of the Pillow Hat Clan wear. It has always remained a
mystery why they are called Pillow Hats when they are so obviously cushions, but never mind.
Long ago, they were copious,
but now, only four remain. Exar Wan Fett (Pope Pillow Hat), Mort Darke (Cardinal Pillow Hat), Pricey (Parishioner Pillow
Hat) and Jackariah (Bishop Pillow Hat, although even now he is diminishing)
These four survived the terrible
and bloody battle of Calvino, where a terribly powerful Jedi called Brian tried to clobber them a gooden.
Soon after,
Brian lay dead alongside his sidekick Jeff, and only three of the once plentiful Pillow Hat clan survived. (Quite lucky really
when you think about it, but the rest of the Pillow Hat Clan were RUBBISH compared with the four.)
Now they roam the
galaxy, fighting injustice wherever they find it. (Actually, thats not quite true . They just go about clobbering people because
theyre so good, and know only the rules that come with the game: Defeat your enemies to score points. Not: Defeat your enemies
to score points, but not if their saber is down or theyre chatting or they're singing on a Thursday.)
The Pillow Hat
clan are also feared for using their terrible tactic of getting in a tripod to avoid attack, and for completely controlling
entire games (as soon as they think theyre back in it) by strategic voting.
They always look out for one another,
until one of them gets bored and wallops another one just for a laugh (usually Jackariah).
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What a Clan!
If you wish to fight our clan (god help you) then email us and we will arrange a "meeting".
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Philosophy
The Pillow Hat Clan are renowned for their fearsome and strict philosophy, fighting anyone
who does not share their opinion (anyone whos wrong, in other words).
The Pillow Hat Clan believe anything worth fighting
for is worth fighting dirty for. - Pope Pillow Hat.
A kill is a kill. If you are talking or fiddling with your controls,
you should have chosen a safe place to do it, because otherwise youll be clobbered a treat.
Just because were beating
you, doesnt mean you have to kick us out! -
Cardinal Pillow Hat.
On the whole, the Pillow Hat Clan control the
board with strategic voting, so if youre lame enough to have to vote us out just because we kill too many of your people,
whats your problem? To the Pillow Hat Clan, laming comes a standard.
RUBBISH!!!!!!! -
Bishop Pillow Hat.
If
you had your head cut off because you had your saber down, thats a lesson well learnt. You wont make that mistake again. A
saber is for using, not holding.
Sabers
Pope has twin blue sabers and enjoys a challenge, maybe two jedi at once.
Cardinal has twin purple sabers and spins quickly for effect.
Bishop has one green saber and one red saber and is a complete mad-man when wielding them.
Parishiner has one yellow and one orange saber and is skilled in the art of avoidence.
Mods
The Pillow Hat Clan don't generally beleive in mods, with one in particular: JA+ MOD!!! This is pure
scum, all it does is allow people who are too RUBBISH to play properly to use stupid commands like sleep
or slap or make themselves invincible to force, or even kill you on the spot. What's the point in that? Oh, you can press
one button, well done. This mod is just for idiots with no talent, so they can feel superior. The Pillow Hats are sworn enemies
of users of this mod, and will come down like a ton of brick-filled pillows on anyone crap enough to have to use the commands.
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