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Scummy "noble" clans.

Here is a list of some of the lamest clans on JK2 and 3.

BDC Clan
 
"We dont know our alphabet clan"

BDC Clan. A very lame clan they believe in no "laming". This is when you take the advantage of a situation and attack while someone is distracted. They even go as far as not attacking someone when they are on the ground! PAH!!! What a crap clan!
 
Here is their email please feel free to email them abuse such as: "I hope your head falls off at an inconvinient moment."

bdcweb@charter.net

The Lamer Hunters Clan (Phoenix Academy)
 
They have renamed and for what reason? I quote from their site :
 
"The LHC died away as it was a pretty pants clan and from the ashes rose the Phoenix Academy."
 
This is the funniest, this is a clan who go around killing "lamers". They are so rubbish they have a site and its so funny because they havnt a clue about anything!
 
 
First of all a quote from Star Wars episode 2
 
"This party's over"
 
note that it is an apostrophe of omision.
 
Here is a quote from this clan.
 
"This parties over"
 
Hmmm, how many parties?
 
One word....
 
LAMOS!!!
 
We look foward to clobbering them a treat.
 
Oh another thing the leader of the clan is called...$hredder. Pah, thats from the turtles lol what a lamo.

The MW clan
 
A very big clan with many allies, this is why we declared war on them. We beat them in our clan war, however they did not accept defeat! We hate them.
They are the usual, no "laming". When will we ever encounter a back-stabing clan worthy of the PH's?

Other such clans that believe in no"laming" are the EJK Clan. Surely their name isnt as original as "Elite Jedi Kights"?
 
When we meet other clans and give them a treat of a clobbering we will add them up here for you to laugh at!

This picture sums up the pillow hat clans opinion of no "laming". As you will agree i'm sure it does a brilliant job.

jarjar.jpg

Other more powerful rivals...

Being as masterful as the Pillow Hat Clan are, they often make some more powerful enemies. (But theyre all lamos, so no worries as Dick Van Dyke would say.)

SOPPS

Otherwise known as boredom. Sopps roams the galaxy looking for innocent Jedi to torture, and does it in the most diabolical way. He repeats himself over and over, chuntering on about look at the burs on that lightsaber, Ive got to get you through the Jedi Councils test you know, we have got long left. Not to mention the fact that he leaves his Padawans alone in rooms full of Sith and rancors for hours at a time, claiming hes just popping up to coruscant for five minutes.

NIEN NUMB

Hes just got such a rubbish laugh, and hes just so rubbish.

SAM GAMGEE

Whats his problem?
 
GEORGE BUSH
 
Hes just the biggest derek ever! The PH's are sworn enemies of him and vow to bring him to justice.