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Current News
It is becoming clear that the Pillow Hat Clan's most excellent philosophy is spreading throughout the world and converting
even the scummiest of clans!
The Phoenix Academy (formerly the Lamer Hunter's clan, which stands against everything the Pillow Hat Clan beleives
in) sent us two e-mails on the 11th of April, 2004. It turns out that this group of 'Lamer Hunters' who are sworn to destroy
the Pillow Hat Clan's superb rules (sorry, make that Raven's superb rules) do not believe in what they are fighting for! Apprently:
"We are not all saber down and stuff like that. On servers without rules we do not do that saber
thing. On servers with rules we do and when with other members fight in a seperate area. We hunt lamers becuase the clans
that own the servers wish us to. We would not hunt lamers if it was not for the clans."
So, it seems those villainous clans who control the servers are to blame! If
a clan whose soul purpose is to destroy 'lamers' thinks the idea is stupid, who knows how many other people agree with the
Pillow Hat Clan but are forced into silence by these evil clans? The Nazis used propoganda you know. It even seems that the
Phoenix Academy are more like the Pillow Hat Clan that we could possibly have beleived:
"Phoenix Again
I have been reading your philosophy and agree with it, well half of it. The bit about fiddling
with the controls in a safe place is a good point. And the fact that the game states "defeat your enemies to score points"
is also quite affective.
Your idea of kicking becuase you are winning is something that i came across a few times. And
i was even playing the game with the rules the server stated.
The Pillow Hat clan is something that could teach other clans a thing or two about playing Jedi
knight. Its only a game for crying out loud.
So i hope the Pillow Hat clan have a lot of fun and win many battles."
Ladies and gentlemen, I think that is pretty conclusive.
POWER TO THE PILLOW!
Old News
The PH philosophy is spreading! On the 4th of Febuary, the official Pillow Hat e-mail recieved a message from David Schindler (Rahloc Of Death). It seems Cardinal's preaching of the Pillow Hat philosophy:
'Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for', has made quite an impression on him:
"I just disconnected from a game that
your clan was involved in, where
Mort
Darke expressed your philosophy, a philosophy which I embrace."
It seems Rahloc agrees that JKA should
be played how it's meant to be, without inventing a ton of stupid rules for people who are retarded enough to turn their
sabers off.
"I
request membership in the clan for I feel that it is wonderful to meet people of my nature, and I feel that it is necessary
to have backup, even though I might occassionally kill my own team mates just to be # 1 because it is the nature
of the
game to kill to be # 1."
We like the way Raholic thinks! However,
4 is more than enough for the Pillow Hat Clan, and as we are not accepting new recruits, Raholic cannot join.
However, he is henthforce to have the
Power of the Pillow bestoed upon him, which means that if any clan gcalls him a lamer or uses some RUBBISH mod to slap or
kill or teleport him, he can contact the Pillow Hat Clan, who will utterly crush the clan in question.
Shocking news just in! The Pillow Hat Clan have a new memeber, he goes by the name of Pricey[PH] (Parishioner Pillow
Hat). Also some better news, we can now have our ranch and host games. So... and that is what I want.
We clobbered the Prowlex clan today (Saturday 24th January 2004). The match was a good one. It was witnessed
by an MW member who filmed it. This was the second clan that we have clobbered. Our record is 100% so far. Power to the Pillow.
The PH have hopefully got a model on the way. Thanks to Jon Mace. Watch this space as it could be very very interesting.
MW want another war. We have agreed but it will take some time as we have another war; the war with Prowlex is
on Saturday. Once we clobber Prowlex we will sort out the second MW match.
Jk3files.com news: We got both of our files in first and second place. Enough people saw them there and many comments
have been added. This is exactly what we wanted. Our clan is well known now, however we have hada slap on the wrist and been
told not to do it again. Oh well.
MW have chosen a rather strange time to say that our match about 6 months ago didn't actually happen. LOL. I'm sorry
but that is the lamest excuse i have heard yet. The only possiblility I can think of is that their clan is so big and no one
knows each other so they are not informed so most of them missed the match, lol. That's why we have three members. Not that
we even need that many, hey MW. ;)
The Prowlex clan are preparing for war with us. We are looking forward to it. I believe that the match will take place
is about a weeks time.
The Pillow Hat Clan Lightning Pack which is now on www.jk3files.com has reached number one in the top 10 downloads on 10:41 PM 14/1/04! The updated version with sound is available from
the downloads section of this site, and will soon be up on jk3files.com. Let's hope that does as well as this one has! This
clearly shows that the Pillow Hat Clan are the greatest clan of all time, blowing even raven software's offical patch
out of the water.
We will soon be clobbering another clan. The prowlex clan.
Pope and Cardinal have been clobbering many people on the internet, look at the screenshots.
Yes, we the PH's recieved JK3 on the 19th of this month (yesterday). It is one masterful game! The moves are brilliant,
the roll and then stab. AHHHHH JK3!!! lol. Ofcourse seeing as we have completed it already we are ready to challenge people
on multiplayer.
Soon we will put up our single player characters profiles.
We the PH's have ordered JK3 and it will be with us on the 22nd of this month, as will the Pillow.
On Sunday the 31st of August the war with MW was fought. However due to a major cock-up just Pope Pillow Hat was there.
This didn't matter thought because the PH's still clobbered the MW a real treat. For a full account with screen shots go
to the "pillow fight" page.
A clan known only as "The Prowlex Clan" made contact with us and challenged us to close hand combat. We
will agree with their request and look forward to the battle, we also help that this will be the first clan worthy of the
Ph's!
All three members await the release of JK3. Pope is trying to get a... "leaked" copy. Little success though.
Meanwhile, Bishop continues to diminish into the bottomless pit of Calvino.
The Clan have contacted the "BDC" clan hoping to gain information about them. Pope recieved a rather amusing
email:
"Maybe, but from what I've seen, I don't think so. We
are a great clan, and we will not ally with an
injust
clan who lames, that is now our way. Maybe if you
change your ways. Also, your 3 members is way too
little
to compare to anyother clan. Maybe when u get
more skilled players we can talk, for now our council
has decided no."
The Pillow Hats find this simply hillarity at its zenith beause this is the first clan who the PH's
will clobber a gooden when JK3 is released! Then they will understand the true power of "fighting dirty". Our three members
is to little? LOL he obviously doesnt understand the power of the tripod tactic! Pope, Cardinal and Bishop with the force
as their only ally will soon clobber the "BDC" a real treat!
The clan continues to seek out other clans. The MW clan is the latest that we have found out about and we
have declared war on them, go to "Pillow Fight" for clan war information.
They emailed us :
"""""I can barely control myself with laughter. That was a pretty nice joke,
actually. You
almost had me calling for my allies, that is, until I saw the
ridiculous site.
Lamers? You guys won't have
a chance. You keep this up, you're bound to
bring the whole of the JK2 community right down on you. And I do
mean the
WHOLE JK2 COMMUNITY. Although, I think AO would kind of like you guys.
They fight dirty too, just not
in-game (they send emails posing as
officials, they sabotage and hack too).
If you want a fight, I can get you one.
Trouble is, school resumes right
after Labor Day, so we need to act quickly to organize an event that anyone
in our
clan can come to.
You guys are in for more than you realize.
Perhaps antagonizing (<MW>) was not such
a good idea."""""
HAHAHAHAHA was that a threat? to the PH's? HAHAHAHAHA
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